one liners, add yours here lol

[PJ]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason, just like the missus does

[innocentdevil]

if they could scream, it'd be more fun cutting them

[supadave]

Did you hear about the farmer who won an award for being outstanding in his field?

[weirdo]

A bird in the hand ........








Sh*ts on your wrist

[fatrog]

Don't let the bottom fall out of your world.....


have a vindaloo and let the world fall out of your bottom.